Dogwatch County sits in the northeastern region of Calisota. Its county seat is Spoonerville. The southern part of the county is detached from the northern part by the Bay of Biscuits. Its southern part is composed largely of fishing villages and farms. Its northern part is largely composed of the city of Spoonerville. Spoonerville is composed of a mainland attached to the rest of the county and the rest is made up of two large islands. The county is surrounded by Gooseegg County to the north, Murids County to the west and Hot Dog County to the South.