This page describes content which, while legally created, was not licensed by the Walt Disney Company. The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids is a cartoon webcast by Aristide Twain. It features the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids, and, in their debuts, Mr Rectangle and Miss Bubble. Aphrodite is mentioned in writing.


The webcast purports itself to be an advertisement broadcast by the Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids. They introduce Mr Rectangle and Miss Bubble, two living geometrical shapes who "don't like each other very much" and are, according to them, miserable as a result. They then proceed to send down a Cupid who touches both with his arrow, making them fall madly in love — so madly that they are no longer interested in participating in the shooting of the commercial. The Crew hastily cuts to the title card, cursing their field agents' tendency to overdose the love potion.


Behind the scenes

The webcast was released a few days after Valentine's Day in 2018 on the Goblin Studios YouTube channel.

Unlike previous Disney-adjacent works by the Studios, such as The Bride and the Box, The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids is not a fan work, having obtained permission to use the Copper-Colored Cupids from Lupan Evezan, who had created them on the comment section of Joe Torcivia's The Issue At Hand not long before.

The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids
Books & Other Prose
Collected in The Quintessential Cupid (2019)
Cupid Fact File No. 001 — The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids • Lord Thymon and the Department of Problem-Solving
Cupid Fact File No. 315 — The Szaclowk & the HalfworldThe Labors of JulietCupid Fact File No. 828 — On the Origins of Hooligans
Marksmanship-522 and the Multi-Dimensional RaceCupid Fact File No. 177 — The Green Gorillas
Acquaintanceship-982 and the Missing Mail MysteryCupid Fact File No. 444 — The Faction of the Fooling Fish
Collected in The Cosmical Conquests (unreleased)
• … • Pessimist and the DromedariesThe Mad Cupid of the Euclidean Plane
Misadventures in the Interdimensional Black MarketThe Toymaker’s Labyrinth • … •
The Cupid Courier
Cupid Courier No. 1020Cupid Courier No. 1034Cupid Courier No. 1056
Online exclusives
Our Latest Success Story
Regular comic strips
Why Doth Love Sting So?Scaled-Up SoldierA Visit to Doc-012The Copper-Colored CowboyWhatever Happened to Lord Thymon?
The Pessimist's Guide to the Small ScreenCrocodile TimeA Slight MisunderstandingSuspiciousTime Loops & TreacheryTowering Success
All That Sparkles Is Not ConcreteProfessional EndorsementHaberDASHING!Time-OutFollowing the Party VineThe Wisecracking Wraith
The Perils of PessimistPerspectiveThe Right QuestionsGorillas in Space!No Accounting For LoveOwl Do You Do?
Clothing Maketh Them MadCupid BabiesSimian Question, Simian Answer!A Braincell of MarsIn the CardsSea For Yourself
Til Proven GuiltyEight Bendy Legs Under The SeaGorby's HobbyMarksmanship the DragonslayerThe Prodigal Wellsians
From the 2019 Advent Calendar
Geometrons' HolidayA Message From PhilatelMerry Christmas From Argathone-056Wintertime Woes
A Very H.G. ChristmasSzaclowk Christmas…And A Thymey New Year!
From the 2020 Advent Calendar
Thymon Christmas
The Cupid Archives
The WellsiansThe Phantom of Flatwoods
The Crew of the Copper-Colored CupidsCupids in the Snow
Video Games
Cupid Chaos!Cupid Christmas Tree
C.Y.O.A. Games
Multiverse Mayhem: A Multiple-Choice Cupid Caper
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